Dont Mess With Old Ladies

After insisting many times that she had to meet the President of the Bank of Canada to make a large deposit, she was finally allowed to meet him. He asked the little old lady how much she wanted to deposit.

She answered him $865,000 while putting the money on his desk.
Curious, he asked her how she succeeded in saving such a lot of money.

The old lady answered him that she made bets.

The president quite surprised asked her: "Which kind of bets?"



The old lady answered him: “For example, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square".

The president started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet was impossible to win!

Then, the old lady replied: "Would you like to make this bet?".

«Certainly, answered the president, I guarantee you $25,000 that my testicles are not square".
The old lady thus said to him: "I agree. But given the importance of the implied sum, I will come back tomorrow at 10 AM with my lawyer as witness if you don’t see any inconvenience".

"No problem“ said the president of the Bank very trustfully
That evening, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them in all directions, again and again, in order to make sure that his damned testicles could not be seen as square and therefore to be sure to win this bet. .
On the next day, 10 AM sharp, the old lady arrived with her lawyer at the office of the president to confirm the bet of $25,000 for the fact that his testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was in agreement with the commitments taken the day before.
The old lady thus asked him to drop his trousers, and the remainder, so that she and her lawyer can see everything; which the president kindly did. The old lady then came closer to see and asked him whether she could touch them or not.

“Of course please do!", said the president to her, given the fact that there is so much money involved, you must be 100% sure.

And the lady started to do so with a smile..
The president then noticed that the lawyer was stricking his head against the wall.

He asked the old lady why the lawyer was reacting like that.
She answered: "It is probably due to the fact that I bet $100,000 with him that, around 10 AM, I would be holding the testicles of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands!

The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.



Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, 'Son... What happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

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10 THINGS NOT TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

You clasp your sweaty palms together and glance around nervously. Without realizing it, you keep pushing your hair behind your ears even though every strand is already perfectly in place from the hours of intensive combing and bottles of hair spray. You adjust and smooth down the new blouse you bought for the special occasion as you look at your watch for the millionth time.

You feel a shadow over you and look up to gaze into his dreamy brown eyes and warm smile. Your throat is suddenly dry and your heart is pounding madly in your chest. You manage a weak smile. Then your mind goes blank.

You had played over the conversation so many times in your head while on the way to meet him. How come you suddenly can’t think of a single witty or charming thing to say?



The dating game. It’s a challenge even for the most confident among us. Especially if it is with someone who makes your heart skip a beat and hands go cold. For the many girls out there who could do with a little help, here’s 10 tips on what NOT to do on the first date.

1. Try to avoid loud burps, farts, picking your nose, spitting, eating with your mouth open, and chewing gum while on a date. You may be comfortable doing all that with friends and family, but a loud fart during dinner might not really leave a desirable impression.

2. Steer clear from garlic the whole day unless you want to risk your date fainting when you lean over to whisper sweet words into his ear.

3. Don’t order messy food, like burgers or spaghetti bolognaise unless you want to end up looking like a clown with bits of food all over your face.

4. Don’t start sending text messages to your friends during the date even if you’re bored. Try not to answer any phone calls either unless it’s an extremely urgent matter. You don’t want your date to have to send you a text message from across the table just to get your attention.

5. Don’t say you want to meet his parents or start talking about marriage and babies. Your date may start running and never look back if you bring up any of these topics on the very first date.

6. Don’t make suggestive comments or start talking about sex on the first date. He may get uncomfortable or think you are too forward and decide that you are not exactly the kind of girl he would want to bring home to Mom and Dad.

7. Avoid talking about yourself all night. It’s advisable to let your date participate in the conversation as well. If you love hearing yourself speak, just stay home and talk to yourself.

8. Don’t make eyes or flirt with the cute waiter or hunky guy at the movie ticket counter. Pay full attention to your date.

9. Don’t go overboard with the jokes. Having a sense of humour is a great asset and it is important to make him laugh. But try not to do it when he is taking a drink unless you want the drink to end up sprayed all over your face and new dress.

10. Don’t come out for a date without enough money. You may expect him to pay for everything but it is quite common nowadays for the couple to split the bill equally. Unless you want to end up washing dishes in the kitchen of the fancy restaurant, bring some extra cash with you.

CineFashion Magazine - March 2010

Creative Photography

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