Free One Night Stand When You Buy Furniture

A FURNITURE shop in Singapore offered a free one-night stand to its customers, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.

It placed an advertisement reading “Free One Night Stand” and next to the eye-catching words was a picture showing a man and a woman in an intimate position.

In the picture, the naked man was hugging a woman from behind and kissing her neck.

A reader who came across the advertisement thought he had something novel, but when he read further, the reader released it was just a gimmick.

The furniture shop was actually offering a night stand for free to those who bought certain items.

Generation Y

An Irish Ghost Story

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on.

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying… and wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other... 'Look Paddy......there's that freaking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'

NEWS: One In A Million

There are still decent men around.. wow

The Star:
A LORRY driver claimed he was “almost molested” by a masseuse in Bedong, Kedah, recently, Harian Metro reported.

The man in his 40s, known as Mail, said his friend introduced him to the services of the single mother who conducted her business from home.

He said the woman in her 50s would conduct her massages in a room while her children were in the living room.

“I was told to come for massages three days in a row with each session costing RM30,” he said.

He suspected something was amiss when on the second day, the woman started massaging his private parts.

“She suddenly lifted my sarong and climbed on top of me. What is more shocking is that she wasn't wearing any underwear,” he said.

Shocked by the woman's actions Mail immediately shoved her away, causing her to fall. He put on his clothes and ran out of the house.

“I am angry at the woman's action as she had tried to take advantage of her customers. She should have just provided massage services, not sex,” he said.

Mail did not return for his third day appointment.

“A friend told me that the woman only gave massages to men and she had been doing this for years. She is also reputedly very popular with men,” he said.