A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to shoot everyone in the cafe.
"Why?" asks a confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."
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