Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Do Men Have More Fun?

We’ve heard that blondes have more fun but when you make a comparison between guys and girls, who has it easier?

Women seem to be the more complicated sex, always thinking and worrying about something. We analyse every conversation to the smallest detail taking into consideration every word, frown, smile and can’t rest till we think we have everything figured out.

Men on the other hand have the ability to actually sit down, relax, stare off into space and think about NOTHING at all.

In a relationship, if the man has been relatively quiet lately, the woman will jump to various conclusions and her trail of thoughts may look something like this;

I think he’s losing interest in me... But I thought everything was going so well... Maybe he’s met someone else… It must be that pretty new colleague he was talking about… How could he do this to me?... I thought he was the ONE… Could he be cheating on me??

While he’s just wondering about how much it’s going to cost him to fix his car.

It’s a fact. Women are the more complex species and we’ll never understand how men take things so easy. Here are 20 reasons why I think life is kinder to men than women.

They can open their own jars and bottles
Two pairs of shoes are enough
They don’t have to worry about growing a moustache
They don’t suffer stomach cramps every month, or go through childbirth, or menopause
The more they sleep around, the more their friends respect them
They get to keep their last name
Their hair cut costs about RM10
They can wear a white shirt to a water park. They can wear NO shirt to a water park
They can buy underwear in a 3 for RM10 pack
The only place they need to shave is their face
They don’t have to worry about getting pregnant
New shoes don’t cut or blister their toes
They can wear shorts without worrying about how their legs look
They earn more for the same job
Nobody stares at their chest while talking to them
They can pack for a 3-day vacation in 15 minutes and they only need one suitcase
They can still be friends with a friend who forgot invite them for a party
They don’t have to endure unwanted looks/ comments/ pick-up lines from strangers
Their parents don’t ask a million questions before they go out with their friends
They are done shopping in 20 minutes


There you have it. Life is much kinder to men than women. But despite all the complications that come with being a woman, I love it and would never want it any other way!

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