The Best Of Manglish

Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9and 10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....


1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man
rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell
6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven
and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took
a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left
7-eleven.
Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also asked me to go climb a 3
and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2
him but I don't know what he 1.